"Oh your going to love my Lez-I stu," Ovaryboy exclaimed, " Its made from the finest lesbian-cyclops pheces you've ever tasted!"

Vagina Man, poking one of the crusty brown spots on the floor, "Uh... delicious? I could really go for some heart destroying greaseburgers back at the Hot Sandwhich."

"We need to think healthy, who knows how long we have to live?"

"Thats exactly what I'm talking about."

Vagina Man picks off a piece of 'brown spot' and tastes it.

"I didn't need to see that." OB says.

Vagina Man ignores him and continues licking the stick, "Ya know, this kinda tastes like The Brown Eyed Sandwhich back at the Hot Sandwhich."

"Dude, thats bird shit."

Vagina Man stops for a second and looks at the stick, shrugs his shoulders, then continues to lick it.

Ovaryboy turns around and continues cooking.

But suddenly they hear a scream outside...

"A damsel in distress!" OB yells, and then imediatly jumps into V-Man's afro.

"Oh.." V-Man murmurs lazily.

They get up and walk outside, it appears a young woman is sitting on the sidewalk, crying.

"Whats the matter ma'm?" OB asks.

The young woman looks up and sees V-Man, eyes half open, tired looking. She stops sobbing and says "Somebody called me fat!"

"Why thats horrible!" OB says.

The young lady remains motionless for a second, she heard talking, but no lips moved.

"Who said that?" she asks.

OB sighs "Guess I have to explain it all," in the meantime, the young woman watches V-Man who is now slouched over and drooling, staring at her with half opened, blood shot eyes.

"You see, outside of my home and the Hot Sandwhich, V-Man's afro is the only place where I can thrive, so, although it looks awkward..."

She pays no attention to Ovaryboy's yammering, but instead looks at Vagina Man, who is still staring at her, Vagina Man is breathing heavily.

"I think your friend needs help." the young lady says, touching his cheek.

"Oh no, he does that whenever he sees a cute girl, but back at the topic at hand, ahem, when I was a we age of 4, I found a chili-cheese..."

Looking behind them she saw a flash of light coming from the home of V-Man and OB.

"Uhh, that dosen't look natural!" the young womam yells as she steps back.

V-Man turns around and sees the light then passes out and with a thud, his the asphalt face first.

Ovaryboy finally stops talking and yells "Hey get up! You big oaf! Get up!"

The woman cringes and watches as the VMANDOB team's home explodes in a festival of bright light.

The woman gets back her composer. Ovaryboy looks back to find non-other than "A giant one-eyed lesbian, like I didn't see that coming."

The thing roared as it stomped and bashed its way through. The young woman closed her eyes and started to wisper something.

"Hey fucktard, wake up! Giant one-eyed lesbian to kill! C'mon!" OB said hitting his head repeadly.

The girl looks up and holds her hands forward. A large uproar of wind sweeps by.

The giant one-eyed stops and looks at her. "Yeild!" she yells.

"Get THE FUCK UP!!!" OB says bashing V-Man's head.

The monster knelt down and vanished in thin air, the not so normal young lady looked at the fallen V-Man, she touched his shoulder, he turned around and looked at her and fell back over.

"Who the fu-ck..." OB said passing out.