"Damn, my head hurts." he said to himself, still in a dazed stare.
"Am I dead? Fuck, I never even got to drive the V-Machine..."
"I wonder if this is heaven or hell?... or am I in purgatory waiting for an opening to hell...can't have many vacancies, shit."
V-Man fallls back asleep, then awakes a couple hours later.
"Man, this diein' shit sucks, all this waitin' around..."
Falls asleep again and awakes a little later. He begins to sit up and examines his surroundings.
"Hmmm, looks like a hospital..."
"Ahh, your finally awake! How are you feeling?" a man with white clothing came and sat next to his bed.
"Uhh... alright I guess, my head hurts though."
"Thats to be expected."
"What happened to me?"
"You see, you suffered from a food poisoning that put you into a state of comatose, then your 'friend' came and tried to wake you up by bashing your head on the sidewalk, which gave you a concusion and furthed your catatosmic state."
"...What!?"
"Look, don't worry about it."
"That little muther fucker, I'm gonna wring his neck until his dog-eating, dick-sucking, Philipino mom feels it!"
V-Man attempts to get out his bed, but gets a head ache and lays back down.
"Don't over excert yourself, you just woke up from a month long coma."
"A month!" he said sitting up.
"Yes, and your very lucky your friends took you here in time."
"Friends?"
"Yes, a young woman, and a horribly disfigured brown boy."
"A woman..." V-Man said to himself.
"Its funny cuz I asked the little brown boy if he needed help first, ha! He just gave me the finger... I think, well the middle stub, but..."
"Ya, thats my Ovaryboy..." V-Man said. "...But whose the girl..." he wispered to himself.
"You'd better get some rest, I'll tell your friends you woke up, I'm sure they'll come and visit."
"Sounds good." V-Man said as he bagan to lay back down as the doc went out the door, but the docter came back, did a double take and said.
"Oh, and I almost forgot, we had to take your left testicle as payment."
"What!?" V-Man yelled as he looked under his clothing.
"Ah, you mother fucker." V-Man said as he thoughly investigated that his man marbles were still intact.
"Man, that joke never gets old." the doc said chuckling, walking out.
V-Man laid back down and looked up at the ceiling.
"Whos that girl..." he said as he fell back asleep.
...A few hours later...
"Mr. Vagina Man, some people are here to see you." the doc says softly.
Vagina Man sits up and rubs his eyes, he sees Ovaryboy walking along through the door.
"If it isn't the fucktard who made me have to come here in the first place."
Ovaryboy shakes his head, as the Pudgy Pecker walks through the doorway.
"Good day, Mr. V." Pudgy said.
"Oh, hi Pudgy." V-Man replied.
"Are you dead?" OB asked.
"Fuck you, man."
OB snickered.
"So, whats happened since I in a coma?"
"Not much."
"Wait, how are you living outside my afr-"
His attention was caught by the figure rushing into the door.
"How you get here so fast, OB?" the figure said huffing.
"I'm just like that, CM."
"CM?" Vagina Man asked.
"Carpet Muncher, thats what they call me." the figure said.
"Where have I heard that before..."
"The docter says you can go back to your house in a few days."
"Have I really been in a coma for a month?"
"Yes."
"Fuck, thats at least four episodes."
"Go back to sleep, you look like you need it." CM said as she placed her hand on his head.
>>>>And like an infant, he fell asleep, thinking about the next episode...<<<<
